...I found some injection needles.


When I was a kid I was fascinated with chemistry.
I made my dad buy the syringes because I wanted to
experiment with injecting plants with different materials.
Stuff from other plants for instance.
The experiments never produced any conclusive results.
I was about 9, so that's not very surprising.
Some of the subjects died,
making me a vicious plant murderer.
I used the needles to draw my own blood too, to
look at under the microscope I got for christmas.


Also remember granny's advice,
"Never let yourself get so old that you get old."
Get botox.

(Don't get botox.
Start spontaneously youthening instead, it's much hotter.
And no I did not stick that needle into my face.)

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